This is dog.

I said her name, and now my mom thinks I am some kind of baby fucking genius. "dog dog dog" with each new "dog" my mom screams louder. So, I point at dog and say "dog", seriously my mom loses her shit. "He knows what a dog is" she screams at dad who is as equally amazed. My parents are such simple creatures.
Okay mom, it's not that damn exciting, I know you've had two of theses stinky hairy barking bitches since before I even existed. So yes, big surprise, I know what a fucking dog is.